THE MOVIE IS THE BOY IN THE STRIPED PYJAMAS FFS

Daddy Rick (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧


Sleeping everynight next to Mona Lisa, the modern day version with better features.. ♫

Sleeping everynight next to Mona Lisa, the modern day version with better features.. ♫

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

sexy-fruit:

I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.

But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC. Isn’t that something.

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

cute-pubes:

I get so excited for doing my makeup for special occasions, it is literally the funnest and most calming thing, and putting on heaps of black eyeliner and red lipstick really pisses of straight white males, which is +20 bonus points.

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

"You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again."
- Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran (via ohteenscanrelate)
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